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A Modern Marathoning Marquess Explains What Itās Actually Like
By Darius Hewitt, Marquess of Cumberland
Iām Darius Hewitt, aka the Marquess of Cumberland, aka that guy who runs for miles on punishing pavement instead of shooting grouse. My familyās been titled since the 17th century, but I run marathons for a living and spend more time in Lycra than in tweed. I figured it was time to demystify what it actually means to be part of the British upper crustā¦no tiaras required.
Here are 10 things you didnāt know about the British aristocracy, straight from someone who actually has to deal with the paperwork.
1. š° There Are Only About 800 Titled Families Left
Britainās āpeerageā is a shrinking club.
There are roughly 800 hereditary peerages still in existence, and only 92 of those families still hold seats in the House of Lords after the 1999 reforms.
Itās more museum than monarchy now, preserved by heritage grants, not feudal rents.
2. š· Titles Are Ranked (and You Definitely Canāt Buy One)
Hereās the official order:
- Duke/Duchess
- Marquess/Marchioness
- Earl/Countess
- Viscount/Viscountess
- Baron/Baroness
You canāt just ābuyā a real one. Those āLord of Glencoeā certificates online? Completely unofficial. Real titles are granted by the Crown, and occasionally still created today, mostly for political or public service.
3. š Debrettās Is Still the Aristocracyās Bible
If you want to know whoās who in Britainās titled world, you check Debrettās.
Theyāve been tracking families, ranks, and etiquette since 1769, the original āWhoās Who.ā
Itās where you learn things like how to address a duke properly or which fork to use at dinner (answer: the outside one first).
These days, they even run etiquette workshops for the corporate world. Because apparently, good manners never go out of style.
4. š° āOld Moneyā Doesnāt Mean Endless Money
The idea that every duke is swimming in gold is about a century out of date.
Modern estates are businesses, often part working farm, part wedding venue, part film location.
Take Highclere Castle (home of Downton Abbey): itās open to the public, hosts events, and even sells gin.
Thereās heritage, but thereās also a balance sheet, and plenty of dry rot.
5. šāāļø Titled People Still Do Sport, Iām not the only one
Historically, aristocrats were āgentleman amateurs.ā Think Lord Burghley, the Marquess who won gold in the 1928 Olympics and inspired Chariots of Fire.
But the modern era has plenty of titled athletes too:
- Lord Coe (Sebastian Coe, Baron Coe of Ranmore) became one of Britainās greatest middle-distance runners, a double Olympic champion, and later chaired the London 2012 Olympics.
- Lord Bamford, owns a major motorsport team and is a fixture at Formula One paddocks.
- George Spencer-Churchill, the Marquess of Blandford, competes in endurance racing and classic car events.
- Lord Dalmeny is a noted polo player.
- And the Earl of Snowdon is a keen sailor whoās raced in Cowes Week.
A marquess running marathons for a living might be rare, but sport and nobility have always crossed paths, one muddy field at a time.
6. š Diversity isn’t new, but it’s still rare
Our heritage has always made my father and I stand out among the peerage. My grandmother was Ethiopian. She met my grandfather, the 12th Duke of Cumberland, at Oxford. Historically, there are examples of mixed-race people among the British elite over the centuries, but people like me, with visibly mixed heritage, holding hereditary titles, is more recent (think 1990s).
Itās still unusual to see visible diversity in the upper ranks, but things are shifting.
Take Emma Thynn, Marchioness of Bath. Sheās Britainās first Black marchioness. Or Lady Kitty Spencer, Princess Dianaās niece, whose Italian-Caribbean heritage reflects a more global family tree.
Diversity in aristocratic circles isnāt common, but itās shifting…slowly.
7. š³ļøāš The Aristocracy Has Always Included LGBTQ+ Members ā We Just Stopped Whispering
The British upper class has always had LGBTQ+ figures; they just werenāt able to be open about it.
Today, peers like Ruth Hunt, Baroness Hunt of Bethnal Green (former Stonewall CEO) and Matilda Simon, 3rd Baroness Simon of Wythenshawe (Britainās first openly transgender peer) represent a quiet revolution in visibility.
A century ago, such openness could have ruined lives. Now, itās reshaping what tradition looks like.
8. š Royals and Nobles: Totally Different Jobs
A duke isnāt automatically royal. The royals rule (symbolically); the nobles serve (historically).
My father might attend royal garden parties, but heās there as a guest, not a cousin.
The connection between Crown and aristocracy is contractual, not familial. Itās a leftover from feudal loyalty, not shared DNA that links the two.
9. š” Big Houses, Bigger Maintenance Bills
Grand country houses survive today because they double as public attractions, not just family homes.
Places like Chatsworth, Blenheim, and Longleat are open to visitors and employ hundreds of people locally.
The upkeep is astronomical. Heating alone can cost thousands a week. The glamour comes with invoices, and spreadsheets.
10. š° The Aristocracy Survives Because Britain Loves Tradition
The peerage endures not because itās powerful, but because itās picturesque.
Britain likes continuity, and the aristocracy provides it, complete with portraits, scandals, and occasionally, useful charities.
For those of us born into it, the trick is keeping the balance: to respect the past without living in it.
When I run, I leave it all behind: titles, history, expectations. Just the road ahead, and the next stride.
TL;DR:
The British aristocracy isnāt a fairytale of tiaras and trust funds. Itās a centuries-old ecosystem learning to survive in the modern world. Think, less Downton Abbey, more Heritage Ltd.
*This piece is written from the perspective of a fictional character, Darius Hewitt, Marquess of Cumberland, from Your Pace or Mine by Kim Stephenson. Any resemblance to real persons or titles is coincidental.

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